if you can't blow them away with you brilliance, baffle them with your bulls**t :)
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
Now this I would go see.
Britt
My mum just came into my room and said “did you lose a pair of pants?”
and I was like “…what”
and then she took my hand
and gave me this carrot
I tried to give it back but she ran away laughing
(via glabela)